“Coinciding with the strange portmanteau that is hashtagmenswear was the rise of the style expert. GROSS. I’ve got fucking twenty-year-olds telling me how to dress? YOU ASSHOLES HAVE BARELY FIGURED OUT HOW TO LIVE AND YOU THINK YOU KNOW MORE ABOUT CLOTHES THAN ME? Figure out how to open up a goddamn savings account before you start telling grown men how two inch cuffs are a necessity.”—Jon fucking Moy everybody
